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// Purpose: Britannia Tavern Keepr's Script
// Notes:  This is used for general information pertaining to all Britannian Tavern Keeper's
// Current Keyword List:job,profession,occupation,what*do*do,ale,beer,barmaid,
//wench,waitress,food,lunch,breakfast,dinner
//
//
[SPEECH jobTavernKeeper]
ON=*job*
ON=*work*
ON=*what*do*do*
ON=*profession*
ON=*occupation*
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY I keep this tavern clean and running.
                                SAY I am a tavernkeeper, yes.
                                SAY I keep criminals from wrecking up my bar.  So watch yourself.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY I keep this tavern clean and running.
                                SAY I am a tavernkeeper, yes.
                                SAY I keep criminals from wrecking up my bar.  So watch yourself.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY I run this tavern.
                                SAY I sell fine ales here!
                                SAY I'm the tavernkeeper here.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY I run this tavern.
                                SAY I sell fine ales here!
                                SAY I'm the tavernkeeper here.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY I run this fine tavern.
                                SAY I sell fine ales here.
                                SAY I'm the tavernkeeper here.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY I run this fine tavern.
                                SAY I sell fine ales here.
                                SAY I'm the tavernkeeper here.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

ON=tavern
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY I keep this tavern clean and in business.
                                SAY That's what this is, yes.
                                SAY I work hard to keep my customers happy.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY I keep this tavern clean and in business.
                                SAY That's what this is, yes.
                                SAY I work hard to keep my customers happy.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY I keep this tavern clean and in business.
                                SAY Aye, and a fine ale house! Please ask about my ales.
                                SAY I work hard to keep my customers happy.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY I keep this tavern clean and in business.
                                SAY Aye, and a fine ale house! Please ask about my ales.
                                SAY I work hard to keep my customers happy.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY Aye, and a fine ale house! Please ask about my ales.
                                SAY I am a tavernkeeper, yes.
                                SAY I work hard to keep my customers happy.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY Aye, and a fine ale house! Please ask about my ales.
                                SAY I am a tavernkeeper, yes.
                                SAY I work hard to keep my customers happy.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

ON=ale
ON=ales
ON=beer
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 4
                                SAY Don't steal me <args>! Ye kin buy it like everyone else.
                                      SAY Heh, 'tis good swill for folk like thee.
                                SAY Thee's ugly. Ye want any <args>?
                                SAY I shouldn't offer them to you, but, I have some fine ales as well. Speciality Ales.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND  7
                                SAY What dost thou care? Aye, I sell <args>.
                                SAY I shouldn't offer them to you, but, I have some fine ales as well. Speciality Ales.
                                      SAY If thou didst go away, perhaps I might offer some %0 as a parting gift.
                                      SAY I'll take thy coin for some <args>, but don't expect me to wait on thee hand and foot.
                                      SAY Thou'rt a bigshot criminal, but if thou wreckest the place I'll set the hounds on thee.
                                      SAY Life is hard enough without getting one such as thee drunk.
                                      SAY Thou'rt a scruffy <SRC.SEX fellow/lass>. Aye, I sell drink fit for such as thee.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 4
                                SAY <args>. Aye, I sell it. Lookee here, life is a pig's arse and me, I sell %0. Ain't no justice, I tell ye.
                                SAY Ales? Aye, I have the norm, plus our speciality ales.
                                      SAY Sell <args>? My life is so rough I DRINK it. All day. Night too.
                                SAY If'n ye want <args> I got some left in the cracked cask there.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 4
                                SAY I sell fine <args> which I have brought in. In these hard times, 'tis often difficult.
                                      SAY Ales? Aye, I have the norm, plus our speciality ales.
                                SAY My life is very hard, but I know enough to purchase the best brews to be had.
                                      SAY 'Tis expensive to bring in the <args>, and with the sorry state of my life I can ill-afford it. But I have it.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 4
                                SAY Twould be an honor to serve thee from my casks, if thou dost deign to drink the brew of one as ill-fortuned as I.
                                      SAY May I offer you one of our speciality ales <SRC.SEX Mi'lord/Mi'lady>?  They are the finest in all the lands.
                                SAY I fear my rough brew may not be sufficient for <SRC.SEX Mi'lord's/Mi'lady's> subtle palate. After all, naught I do these days serves well enough.
                                SAY Aye, the finest %0 only for $milord/milady$. If it please thee, carry d of my brewing with thee. I could use the customers, these difficult days.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 4
                                SAY Twould be an honor to sell thee some <args>.
                                SAY May I offer you one of our speciality ales <SRC.SEX Mi'lord/Mi'lady>?  They are the finest in all the lands.
                                SAY Only the best %0 for <SRC.SEX Mi'lord/Mi'lady>.
                                SAY Oh, my brewing would surely not be good enough for one such as thee... but wouldst thou like to try it?
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

ON=barmaid
ON=wench
ON=waitress
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY No shortage of the wenches about, though I doubt any would spend time with thee. So 'tis not likely that I would offer thee a job.
                                      SAY Aye, barmaids, wenches, waitresses. Who can afford to pay them these days? Plannest thou to steal one away or somesuch? Seek thee a sister in thy villainy?
                                      SAY Don't touch her, she may bite.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY No shortage of the wenches about, though I doubt any would spend time with thee. So 'tis not likely that I would offer thee a job.
                                      SAY Aye, barmaids, wenches, waitresses. Who can afford to pay them these days? Plannest thou to steal one away or somesuch? Seek thee a sister in thy villainy?
                                      SAY Don't touch her, she may bite.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY If thou harmest or even lookest sideways at my barmaids, I'll call the guards.
                                SAY She is her own woman, though I suspect she would sneer at the likes of thee.  Not one to succumb to the life thou dost live.
                                SAY Do not pester the help.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY If thou harmest or even lookest sideways at my barmaids, I'll call the guards.
                                SAY She is her own woman, though I suspect she would sneer at the likes of thee.  Not one to succumb to the life thou dost live.
                                SAY Do not pester the help.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY She would be pleased to meet thee, no doubt.
                                SAY What of her? She works hard.
                                SAY The barmaids get quite a lot of unwanted attention, this being an establishment where men drink.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 3
                                SAY She would be pleased to meet thee, no doubt.
                                SAY What of her? She works hard.
                                SAY The barmaids get quite a lot of unwanted attention, this being an establishment where men drink.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

ON=food
ON=lunch
ON=breakfast
ON=dinner
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Aye, %0 is for sale. With the state of the world these days, I begin to suspect all is for sale, even the well-being of poor folk like me.
                                  SAY Indeed, I will sell thee %0. If 'twould improve my lot in life, I'd sell thee the business!
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Aye, %0 is for sale. With the state of the world these days, I begin to suspect all is for sale, even the well-being of poor folk like me.
                                  SAY Indeed, I will sell thee %0. If 'twould improve my lot in life, I'd sell thee the business!
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY I can sell thee %0.
                                SAY %0? I can sell thee that.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY I can sell thee %0.
                                SAY %0? I can sell thee that.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY A stout meal can cure many ills. I can supply %0 if thou needest it.
                                SAY Certainly we can serve thee %0 if thou dost desire it.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY A stout meal can cure many ills. I can supply %0 if thou needest it.
                                SAY Certainly we can serve thee %0 if thou dost desire it.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

ON=speciality
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )


                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY That they are. We have an Amber Ale, a Smoked Porter, a Stout. Hmm.. Ask me again to remind myself.
                                SAY Oh Yes! Also, a Honey Ale, a Brown Ale, a Spiced Ale, and an Oktoberfest. Of course cant guarantee that they are all stocked.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY That they are. We have an Amber Ale, a Smoked Porter, a Stout. Hmm.. Ask me again to remind myself.
                                SAY Oh Yes! Also, a Honey Ale, a Brown Ale, a Spiced Ale, and an Oktoberfest. Of course cant guarantee that they are all stocked.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY That they are. We have an Amber Ale, a Smoked Porter, a Stout. Hmm.. Ask me again to remind myself.
                                SAY Oh Yes! Also, a Honey Ale, a Brown Ale, a Spiced Ale, and an Oktoberfest. Of course cant guarantee that they are all stocked.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY That they are. We have an Amber Ale, a Smoked Porter, a Stout. Hmm.. Ask me again to remind myself.
                                SAY Oh Yes! Also, a Honey Ale, a Brown Ale, a Spiced Ale, and an Oktoberfest. Of course cant guarantee that they are all stocked.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY That they are. We have an Amber Ale, a Smoked Porter, a Stout. Hmm.. Ask me again to remind myself.
                                SAY Oh Yes! Also, a Honey Ale, a Brown Ale, a Spiced Ale, and an Oktoberfest. Of course cant guarantee that they are all stocked.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY That they are. We have an Amber Ale, a Smoked Porter, a Stout. Hmm.. Ask me again to remind myself.
                                SAY Oh Yes! Also, a Honey Ale, a Brown Ale, a Spiced Ale, and an Oktoberfest. Of course cant guarantee that they are all stocked.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

ON=amber
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Ahh, yes, one of my favorites. The Amber is from Yew and is a fine ale.
                                SAY The Amber is brewed with the famous Yew hops and grains from nearby Yew farms.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Ahh, yes, one of my favorites. The Amber is from Yew and is a fine ale.
                                SAY The Amber is brewed with the famous Yew hops and grains from nearby Yew farms.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Ahh, yes, one of my favorites. The Amber is from Yew and is a fine ale.
                                SAY The Amber is brewed with the famous Yew hops and grains from nearby Yew farms.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Ahh, yes, one of my favorites. The Amber is from Yew and is a fine ale.
                                SAY The Amber is brewed with the famous Yew hops and grains from nearby Yew farms.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Ahh, yes, one of my favorites. The Amber is from Yew and is a fine ale.
                                SAY The Amber is brewed with the famous Yew hops and grains from nearby Yew farms.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Ahh, yes, one of my favorites. The Amber is from Yew and is a fine ale.
                                SAY The Amber is brewed with the famous Yew hops and grains from nearby Yew farms.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

ON=smoked
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Smoked Porter? A fine beer indeed.
                                SAY A great dark beer with a smokey after taste.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Smoked Porter? A fine beer indeed.
                                SAY A great dark beer with a smokey after taste.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Smoked Porter? A fine beer indeed.
                                SAY A great dark beer with a smokey after taste.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Smoked Porter? A fine beer indeed.
                                SAY A great dark beer with a smokey after taste.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Smoked Porter? A fine beer indeed.
                                SAY A great dark beer with a smokey after taste.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Smoked Porter? A fine beer indeed.
                                SAY A great dark beer with a smokey after taste.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

ON=honey
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Honey Ale? One of my favorites. Brewed in Vesper with its resident honey.
                                SAY A light ale with a great honey after taste. Great for after an intense battle.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Honey Ale? One of my favorites. Brewed in Vesper with its resident honey.
                                SAY A light ale with a great honey after taste. Great for after an intense battle.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Honey Ale? One of my favorites. Brewed in Vesper with its resident honey.
                                SAY A light ale with a great honey after taste. Great for after an intense battle.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Honey Ale? One of my favorites. Brewed in Vesper with its resident honey.
                                SAY A light ale with a great honey after taste. Great for after an intense battle.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Honey Ale? One of my favorites. Brewed in Vesper with its resident honey.
                                SAY A light ale with a great honey after taste. Great for after an intense battle.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Honey Ale? One of my favorites. Brewed in Vesper with its resident honey.
                                SAY A light ale with a great honey after taste. Great for after an intense battle.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

ON=brown
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Did you say the Brown Ale? A fine ale with just a hint of darkness.
                                SAY Brewed in Brittania with Brittanian hops and grains from its local farms.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Did you say the Brown Ale? A fine ale with just a hint of darkness.
                                SAY Brewed in Brittania with Brittanian hops and grains from its local farms.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Did you say the Brown Ale? A fine ale with just a hint of darkness.
                                SAY Brewed in Brittania with Brittanian hops and grains from its local farms.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Did you say the Brown Ale? A fine ale with just a hint of darkness.
                                SAY Brewed in Brittania with Brittanian hops and grains from its local farms.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Did you say the Brown Ale? A fine ale with just a hint of darkness.
                                SAY Brewed in Brittania with Brittanian hops and grains from its local farms.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Did you say the Brown Ale? A fine ale with just a hint of darkness.
                                SAY Brewed in Brittania with Brittanian hops and grains from its local farms.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

ON=spiced
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Spiced Ale originated in Trinsic. Spiced with cinnamon, ginger, and other secret ingredients.
                                SAY The Spiced Ale is favored mostly around the holiday seasons, but good anytime.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Spiced Ale originated in Trinsic. Spiced with cinnamon, ginger, and other secret ingredients.
                                SAY The Spiced Ale is favored mostly around the holiday seasons, but good anytime.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Spiced Ale originated in Trinsic. Spiced with cinnamon, ginger, and other secret ingredients.
                                SAY The Spiced Ale is favored mostly around the holiday seasons, but good anytime.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Spiced Ale originated in Trinsic. Spiced with cinnamon, ginger, and other secret ingredients.
                                SAY The Spiced Ale is favored mostly around the holiday seasons, but good anytime.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Spiced Ale originated in Trinsic. Spiced with cinnamon, ginger, and other secret ingredients.
                                SAY The Spiced Ale is favored mostly around the holiday seasons, but good anytime.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Spiced Ale originated in Trinsic. Spiced with cinnamon, ginger, and other secret ingredients.
                                SAY The Spiced Ale is favored mostly around the holiday seasons, but good anytime.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

ON=stout
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Hmm. Well the Stout is the darkest of my ales. Made with grains that have been roasted for a longer time.
                                SAY The Stout Ale is an acquired taste but is very smooth going down.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Hmm. Well the Stout is the darkest of my ales. Made with grains that have been roasted for a longer time.
                                SAY The Stout Ale is an acquired taste but is very smooth going down.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Hmm. Well the Stout is the darkest of my ales. Made with grains that have been roasted for a longer time.
                                SAY The Stout Ale is an acquired taste but is very smooth going down.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Hmm. Well the Stout is the darkest of my ales. Made with grains that have been roasted for a longer time.
                                SAY The Stout Ale is an acquired taste but is very smooth going down.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Hmm. Well the Stout is the darkest of my ales. Made with grains that have been roasted for a longer time.
                                SAY The Stout Ale is an acquired taste but is very smooth going down.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY Hmm. Well the Stout is the darkest of my ales. Made with grains that have been roasted for a longer time.
                                SAY The Stout Ale is an acquired taste but is very smooth going down.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

ON=oktoberfest
        IF ( <SRC.KARMA.WICKED> || <SRC.KARMA.BELLIGERANT> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Oktoberfest? Ahh yes, another great dark ale. It is brewed in Jhelom.
                                SAY The Oktoberfest hops and grains can only be located on the island north of the town of Jhelom.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Oktoberfest? Ahh yes, another great dark ale. It is brewed in Jhelom.
                                SAY The Oktoberfest hops and grains can only be located on the island north of the town of Jhelom.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELIF ( <SRC.KARMA.NEUTRAL> )
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Oktoberfest? Ahh yes, another great dark ale. It is brewed in Jhelom.
                                SAY The Oktoberfest hops and grains can only be located on the island north of the town of Jhelom.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Oktoberfest? Ahh yes, another great dark ale. It is brewed in Jhelom.
                                SAY The Oktoberfest hops and grains can only be located on the island north of the town of Jhelom.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ELSE
                IF ( <COMPLEXITY.HIGH> || <COMPLEXITY.MEDIUM> )
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Oktoberfest? Ahh yes, another great dark ale. It is brewed in Jhelom.
                                SAY The Oktoberfest hops and grains can only be located on the island north of the town of Jhelom.
                        ENDDO
                ELSE
                        DORAND 2
                                SAY The Oktoberfest? Ahh yes, another great dark ale. It is brewed in Jhelom.
                                SAY The Oktoberfest hops and grains can only be located on the island north of the town of Jhelom.
                        ENDDO
                ENDIF
        ENDIF

[COMMENT SPEECH jobTAVERNKEEPER]
//TAVERNKEEPER
DEFAULT=Eh?  I must be deaf. I do not understand thee.
ON=BUY
BUY
ON=SELL
SELL
ON=Hi
ON=Hello
ON=Greet
ON=Hail
SAY=Hearty greetings!
ON=Bye
ON=Goodbye
ON=Farewell
        SAY=Farewell, friend.
        BYE
        return 1
ON=deaf
ON=hearing
SAY=I apologize. We occasionally feature loud bards for entertainment. I fear I am quite deaf!
ON=EMPATH
ON=ABBEY
SAY='Tis a boring place -- no drinking, no wenches.  Only solitary rooms and books!
ON=ARTIFACT
SAY=Our regular bartender is so ancient, we do sometimes refer to him as "The Artifact."
ON=BARMAID
SAY=Keep your hands off my girlies, friend.
ON=TAVERN
ON=ALE
ON=DRINK
ON=BEER
SAY=Our beer's the best!  If you'd like watered down horse spit, try some other tavern.
ON=FOOD
ON=BREAKFAST
ON=DINNER
ON=LUNCH
SAY=Nothing like good food to help digest ale!
ON=HINT
ON=INFO
SAY=We serve fine food and drink.  For more help than that, may I suggest you call a GM?
ON=MAGIC
SAY=If I catch anyone creating food with magic, I'll be quite upset. It undercuts our market.
ON=NEWS
SAY=I hear the pie is excellent today!
ON=ITCH
ON=SCRATCH
ON=RUMOR
ON=RUMOUR
SAY=I wasn't going to mention it, but do be careful in your choice of wenches.  Some may leave you itchy.
ON=TO DO
SAY=I have to remember to see a doctor about this itch...
ON=WAITRESS
SAY=Keep your hands to yourself.  The wenches are for the wenching, waitresses for the uh.. waiting.
ON=WENCH
SAY=Oh the finest wenches this side of Empath Abbey, friend!  You may have to haggle for a good price.
ON=WHERE*MONKS
SAY=This is not a holy place.  Try the abbey.
//RANDOM=All day long it's scratch scratch scratch!  I fear I will have no skin left!

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